Prince of whales

Prince Charles is warning citizens of the UK not to become fat like we Americans:

THE Prince of Wales warned the British people last night that they were in danger of becoming as obese as many Americans because they did not walk or cycle enough.

The Prince, who has a fleet of chauffeur-driven cars and has rarely if ever been seen in public on the saddle of a bike, said: “We are perhaps not very far behind our American cousins in the ‘super-sizing epidemic’.”

Hey Chuckie baby, those who live with flabby spouses should not throw stones. You'd better tell Camilla to skip the Royal with cheese on your next trip to BK...