Laz-Z-Drunk-Boy

Just stumbled across this must-have piece of furniture for the weekend football addict: the Cool La-Z-Boy Chair, which is purportedly "more comfy than the bosom of a Scandinavian princess". It features a built-in telephone, a six-motor massage system, a built-in lumbar heating system, and - get this - a built-in mini fridge that can hold up to six cans of frosty beverages.



Just park it in front of the TV and put Domino's Pizza on speed-dial - you'll never have to get off your lazy ass again.